I drank a lot of water last night before I headed off to bed and the result of that was a 3:00 a.m. trip to the potty. I don't know about anyone else, but when I am up at 3:00 a.m. I am generally not the most coherent person on the planet. Tragic.
I was doing my business when one of these
caught my eye scurrying under the door to the bathroom.
STRAIGHT. AT. ME.
The sucker didn't even hesitate as it hurried directly toward my perfectly polished pink toes. (What a great alliteration. I know!)
I wigged. I couldn't even move for a second until I realized that if I didn't, I was going to have a nasty-asty bite from a sick spider.
I fumbled with the toilet paper roll and just as Mr. Spider reached my toes, and got him. Ew. I almost died.
Needless to say I had a hard time going back to sleep.
How was your night?
5 comments:
grottie! i hizzate spiders. one time there was one on the shower ceiling at home. it was about to shoot its paralyzing venom at me while i was shampooing my hair but thanks to a shaving cream bottle and my quick thinking my life was spared.
I miss you Megs! I can just hear your voice telling this story. I am glad you survived.
EEEWWWWWWW!! I just got the chills.
That was an ugly spider and I usually like them. Ugh!!!
That is a super gross picture on your bloggy and an even grosser story to go with it. I'm glad you didn't get bit by the spider cuz that would just suck
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