I Miss The Bed!

So if you know me (and if you don't, I think it a teeny bit creepy that you are reading my blog), then you know that I do not average very many hours of sleep every night. Lately it's been about four.

I think it's my bed.

This weekend I was away from my bed on a business trip in Minnesota. I stayed at the Radisson and this is what their beds looked like.



I could live in the bed. I wouldn't need anything else. Ever.

I loved it so much I actually got eight whole hours of sleep every night I was there. I love a Sleep Number.

BTW: My number is 45.

Waaah!

So I cry. A lot. One time I was in the testing center and couldn't figure out how to finish the test I was taking so I got frustrated, and started to cry. It wasn't just tears quietly running down my face, they were GIANT tears. I was quite literally splashing the boy sitting next to me with my tears. They poor boy kept looking at me like he couldn't decided between hugging me and running away from me.

My point in all this? This week I have looked like this

in not one, but two of my teacher's offices in the last two days.

I am the epitome of lame.

Happiness In The Form Of Socks

Do you know what makes me happy?

These make me happy.

Happy VD!

Someone said that to me last year. Happy VD. Have you any idea what the acronym VD means? Definitely not Valentines Day. I believe it means Venerial Disease. I'm pretty sure nobody wants to think about that kind of a disease on the Day of Looooooooooooooooove. (Gross BTW.) So, when you are talking to your significant other, on this, the significant day, please take the time to say each word. They might be offended if you choose to use the acronym.

This was a public service announcement payed for by the office of Megan M. Johnson.

You Know What He Did?!?

I believe that everyone in the world should see this video. So because everyone in the world obviously reads my blog, I will post it here. :)

Tragically...

this is the website where all the newest interpreters in the state of Utah get to have their name in lights. Apallingly my name is not on it this month. Yesterday was the day I got the news but it wasn't all horrible. I did pass three out of five so now I am one-and-three-fifths certified. :) It works for me!